my fav therapist ever told me the sims 1 came out when she was in college, and she tried playing it but accidentally left it up when she went to class and she came home to her entire sim family dead from an apparent fire with rotting pizza boxes all over the place and she was too creeped out by that to try playing it ever again
im asked jesus himself and he told me that chewinge upon the christmas lightes & starting a catastrophic electrical fire is a very appropriote way to celebrate his birthday
it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.
